Turns out I was born in the year of the Dog (1982).
Here’s what the chinese calendar site has to say about dogs:
Dogs are honest and faithful to those they love but they tend to worry too much and find fault with others. They make ideal secret agents or business people.
Uhhh I’m such secret and mysterious business man…. Maybe dogbert should be my new role model.
Btw, 2006 a Year of the Dog too… So I guess I should expect a year full of secret plottings and money making deals